Post by Paris Eins on Mar 31, 2016 0:46:37 GMT
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GOT A SECRET
CAN YOU KEEP IT...?
Paris Eins was an enigma wrapped in a mystery, then peppered with question marks and conspiracies.
And today, they were going to watch the lax skater boy play for a bit. It wasn't...stalking, per se, if they just wanted to make friends. It had started fairly innocently, the Librarian had, like always, consulted her father's note and planned to approach Kenji as he came in. But he was just so...cool! He probably wasn't the brightest, but Paris wasn't going to hold that against him; after all, maybe they could learn from the Skateboarder. So where was Paris Eins, Ultimate Librarian, the walking thesaurus?
In a potted plant in the Dojo, watching him skate around aimlessly. Alone. With a vacant but probably inviting smile on his face. Could they approach him? Would he be creeped out? Would he think the plant had come to life and accidentally kill them?? Sometimes, risks had to be taken. But risks were more suited to the Ultimate Liaison or the Chessmaster than the Librarian. Twenty minutes had passed...and Paris could feel themself getting itchy. Oh dear. What kind of plant was this?!
It was then that the small teenager freaked out, and toppled out of the vase with a large thud...breaking it in the process. Spitting out a leaf and scratching their arms, Eins looked nervously to Kenji.
"Um..."
"It's not what it looks like."
It was totally what it looked like.
And today, they were going to watch the lax skater boy play for a bit. It wasn't...stalking, per se, if they just wanted to make friends. It had started fairly innocently, the Librarian had, like always, consulted her father's note and planned to approach Kenji as he came in. But he was just so...cool! He probably wasn't the brightest, but Paris wasn't going to hold that against him; after all, maybe they could learn from the Skateboarder. So where was Paris Eins, Ultimate Librarian, the walking thesaurus?
In a potted plant in the Dojo, watching him skate around aimlessly. Alone. With a vacant but probably inviting smile on his face. Could they approach him? Would he be creeped out? Would he think the plant had come to life and accidentally kill them?? Sometimes, risks had to be taken. But risks were more suited to the Ultimate Liaison or the Chessmaster than the Librarian. Twenty minutes had passed...and Paris could feel themself getting itchy. Oh dear. What kind of plant was this?!
It was then that the small teenager freaked out, and toppled out of the vase with a large thud...breaking it in the process. Spitting out a leaf and scratching their arms, Eins looked nervously to Kenji.
"Um..."
"It's not what it looks like."
It was totally what it looked like.
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