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SHSL Courtroom Stenographer
(Year 3)
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Post by Yvette Dupont on Mar 11, 2016 1:48:39 GMT
Yvette was wandering back and forth the hallways trying to find her quarter. She knows she left it at home, but where? As she was wandering, she managed to get herself into the Chemistry Lab.
"Wait, what's with all this stuff?"
She cocks her head to the left and looks at all the vials, puzzled as to what they do.
"Well, when I'm curious about something, the best solution is to mix them up and see what the fuck happens."
She went to the chemistry equipment and oh fucking shit you're being serious right now.
"I hope I get a bunny."
Yvette!! You can blow up the fucking school!
"Blow up? Like a bounce house? I love bounce houses!"
Oh dear God what have I done.
"Allowed me to make this school into a bounce house!"
That's what I'm afraid of. Yvette, put the chemicals down!! That's Potassium Cyanide! That's shit's dangerous!! THERE ARE SKULL AND CROSS BONES ON THOSE CHEMICALS! Why are you turning on the Bunsen Burner next to the flamables?
"Because the fire symbol is on the container. That obviously means they need fire!"
There's also a huge red x above the picture of the fire!
"That's because they need eXtra fire! Get it?"
Hail Mary, full of grace. Our lord is with thee...
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(Student)
SHSL Explosives Expert
(Year 3)
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Post by Bob Ombus on May 23, 2016 12:03:29 GMT
"Alrighty, alrighty..." Bob mumbled to himself as he was on his way to the chemistry lab to get some of the chemicals to make a make-shift 'bomb' for the birthday of a young friend he made the other day.
As he got closer, he heard angry shouts coming from inside the laboratory. He rushed over as fast as he could and opened the door, and there he saw a few classmates worrying about their safety. One of them was attempting to add fire to the Potassium Cyanide. Bob knew this wasn't going to end well if that person continued, so he called out to them.
"Hey, you!", he said. "Please, don't add fire to that! This is dangerous! I am the one with the knowledge of explosives! If you heat it up, it will explode and cause very serious injuries, maybe even death! Just, please!"
He wasn't sure if it was going to work or not, but Bob hoped for the best. In case he failed, he could always ask a teacher for help. Maybe even expel that person from the school if it got particularly dangerous.
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(Student)
SHSL Courtroom Stenographer
(Year 3)
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Post by Yvette Dupont on May 23, 2016 12:43:38 GMT
"Well, look at that. It's my archnemisis. Dr. Moist Towlette, the Ultimate Neurosurgeon."
Okay, first off, the phrase is wet towel.
Secondly, he's the Ultimate Bomb Expert. His name is literally Bob Ombus. How did you get Neurosurgeon?
"Internet."
I shouldn't have asked.
"Hey Doctor. Wanna play catch the Vinyl Acetate? I'll start."
And she threw the vinyl acetate right at the bomber.
God dammit.
Why are you so stupid?
Bob. Duck. Now.
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